Ad usual, I have been doing my duty as a dog to guard the humans from harm. Most of the time, things are quiet around here. Today we hut threat level spider. There was a spider in my territory acting like he owns the place. I could have taken care of the interloper, but I alerted my human brother, William. Normally I don't like the vacuum cleaner, but the look on that spider's face was hilarious! I doubt that he saw the humor in his situation, but I thought it was very funny. I took him out of the vacuum and put him out on the porch to send a message to other spiders that they are not welcome.
Many of you are probably wondering about the size of the spider. Hr was about 20 feet long with giant legs and an ugly face that makes a dog want to smack him. Of course, if you smack him, you would have to touch him with your paw. I don't want spider germs on my paw. I know some of you might ask how a spider that big with a vacuum cleaner, but it is a special magical vacuum. It can stretch to hold spiders. I hope my readers will invest in a magical vacuum. They come in handy.
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